That was rough. We had a 50% puke rate and 100% still drunk rate at lunch
Im 95% ready to shit behind 711
Hypothetically speaking, what is the proper response if one gets bitten by a most likely not rabid squirrel? Hypothetically.
pretty sure the dicks i sucked were punishment enough
We just taught the Brazilian how to smoke out of a vuvuzela.
Also, if asking a guy to come over and watch curling with you doesn't scream let's fuck then idk what does
Reason # 294827284949272 i could never be a cop. I would just shoot. All the time. Ppl. Animals. Inanimate objects. Air.
i just smoked marajunia from a shotgun barrell. what have you done today?
He told me I'm a small core of pure evil wrapped up in sweetness, gold, and puppies. He gets me.
That is beautiful
I know it's my dream I got hurt enough to leave work but not hurt enough to stop drinking
It's a special kind of bond when your gay brother takes pics of you topless at a frat party.
Idk maybe I'll talk to him once he gets out of jail just to yell at him and get my strawberry ice cream back.
Happy Father's Day to the first man I called Daddy while cumming.
I don't care how hot he is. I will not strip for him to country music.
HEY I WILL KIDNAP THE FUCK OUT OF YOUR PET GOAT
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