I can't sleep so instead I'm thinking of all the things I would love to do to you right now
That's weird, I usually just count sheep
I woke up this morning to my phone notebook open and written was "reasons why I'm a whore in chronological order" then it listed everybody I've had sex with in the past five months.
Just saw some guy puking out of the dorm window, its for sure monday
his extensive knowledge of the age of consent laws kinda scares me....
See this is what happens when we don't have sex everyday
I'm cheerleading for traffic. people are staring. Why am i the only high person on the way to class?
He's high as balls tripping balls and doing a reenactment of the scene where Buzz jumps off the balcony and can't fly to his soundtrack of Toy Story.
And before you knew it they were calling me the pussy usher or something like that
There's a whistle here and I just want to play my whistle song on it.
Just woke up. Naked. Under an animal pelt. With a girl. I've never met her. She's pretty naked too.
You gave me the best orgasm of my life. I'm buying you a house
Well I just had a flashback of something I did in the 4th grade. Now I can't go back to sleep.
We need to catch up immediately. I took ecstasy and made out with carrot face this weekend.
They walked into the house to see me in my neon pink knee high socks trying to pull you out of the cat carrier by your legs...
Whatever douche. I sucked the dick that made you. I. Win.
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