Ambien does the same to me. One time that I took it, I got this huge bowl of spaghetti out of the fridge and thought it was a castle and that the meatballs were little slaves. I ate all of them first and then the noodles were the soldiers and the sauce was the water in the moat. And when I finished, I fell up the stairs and threw it all up.
reasons why jon gosselin is probably ur biological father: 1. ur half asian 2. hes everyones biological father 3. u wear ed hardy
sounds legit
I havnt been this mad since the coche de Los murtos incident
i literally paused in the middle of it, turned on my light, pointed to the picture netxt to my bed and go "you hooked up with my roommate too!!! AWWW!" he was so weirded out. i don't think he understands the relationship we have..we share..
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think they'd let him outta jail for my wedding? we could have him back by like midnight....
I almost had to get my pinky cut off. Wow I'm so happy. We won beer olympics so i didnt hahaha
Last night was the first night with all of the roommates, and what started as a calm night of light drinking got out of hand. There's a girl on my couch wearing only a fanny pack.
We're about to go to a party titled 'Night of 1000 Jello Shots".
after she pushed someone down the stairs to get more vodka we lost her for a while and found her on the pole in the garage pouring water on herself
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It's legal now for me to leave my boyfriend and marry you.
FYI your bra is now hanging in the hallway as a trophy.
I tried to order champagne at IHOP last night
I'm serious. I have boob tassles if this is an exchange thing.
There's a super pregnant woman here complaining about back pain. I better not see a live birth in the hair care aisle
Dentist appt at 2pm get milk poured on my tits by 2am
A marvelous 12 hours
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