Just proof I should've brought the airhorn with me to class.
I think he finally resigned to the fact he could not get off. He just looked at me and said "I'm having testicle difficulties," rolled over and passed out.
I've decided, even as much fun as it sounds, I don't care for his sodomy box.
I woke up next to her will a oven mit taped to my cock. Dear god, I might have tried to use it as a condom.
Who topped off the "random beer mix" beer bong with a pinch of pepper?? All you could taste was busch and pepper...
Do ex girlfriends even count for summer sexcapades. Seems like the damage had already been done
Victory lap
Dude you couldnt even talk, you just kept hiccuping and slamming your head on the wall.
When you called me you were telling a hobo that you couldn't spare ten bucks bc that was your beer money. All your words were slurred.
Fuck him.
Would I waste your time for mediocre porn?
All im saying is that my face might fall off.
Well, if you're anything like me you'll get a lot of ass when you turn 30, so that's a plus
I woke up with a twisted ankle and was covered in lube. Not entirely sure what happened last night
Here when you come to your senses come back here and I'll fuck you back out of them.
Dad literally changed the channel from an episode of Big Bang Theory to another episode of Big Bang Theory. That's why I hate this show.
we found her. shes in the bathtub full of raw pasta. i dont even know...
Randomize
