Having him eat chocolate out of you is not as romantic as it sounds. I'm still finding pieces.
it appears as though my vagina has gotten the best of me again
I hope he's okay, but I also hope he shows up with an eyepatch
After what u did to that bathroom I think the $30 and the "sorry I'm a jackass" note was the thing to do.
then mid-sex he looked at me and said "i hope this is as good for you as it is for me" and kept going.
He said he got a lot of action last night. I asked how much? And he said he got to see down her shirt. Freshmen never cease to amaze me.
Ohh man do you know how awkward it is to keep eye contact and have a normal conversation with someone while their hand is in your vagina?
I inadvertently smoked 6 blunts at one time. We just kept passing them around...I didn't know what happened until it was over. I can't walk.
I have too much respect and admiration for my dick to put it into a situation where he could possibly be killed
You were asking her how her mother would feel if y'all dated, etc. And I was yelling at you your girlfriends name over and over again in between gags and sobs.
I puked and rallied in front of a cop...and then waved at him....
Ok. As long as I can keep Kevin contained to the room I'll be ok. If not u might have a naked puking Kevin at ur door
I think the highlight of my night is when I was eating a mayonnaise sandwich. drunk me was on point.
You just sat there staring at your apple and saying "I'm so glad you're here" to it every time you took a bite.
Optimism doesn't exist before 2pm nor do any other emotions.
Randomize
