when I scratched it gently some sort of watery looking stuff came out...so then I just stopped thinknig about it.
meet me or not, i'm out of control
I've banged too many servicemen's wives to still be considered an American.
My 16 year old coworker just told me I should take my job more seriously after she watched me puke in the backroom trash can. Fuck teenagers with morals.
There was a cop outside the house so we just put the alcohol in this watermelon
i know. like I have the nerve to talk about poverty. I eat peanut butter out of the jar.
I'm actually drinking gin and juice out of a floridas natural carton...so if that has any indication of how I'm doing
After the keg stand you collapsed, hit your head on the floor, started seizing and after 20 seconds got back up and said "hah, I remember my first beer"
The trash can in my living room is full of Popsicle sticks and my vibrator has taken up permanent residence on my coffee table. I'm not doing anything productive. Clearly.
We had sex twice and at Wendy's how dare you diminish that.
Oh boy I hope we come out of this alive. And with clean prison records
he's so sweet and its so cute. but I swear to fuck if I let my guard down and this was all a lie I am going to become a serial killer.
So I've already made 5 bad decisions today, wyd?
ill let you put your finger in a lot of things. but a ring is not one of them.
Fuck him. He can bang that skeezer all he wants. Fuck her lawyerness I’m a YouTube star
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