K got coke dick during a threesome with two strippers. Say no to drugs.
he was like Britney Spears in bed.. a little chubby and too medicated to perform.
she is the female version of PC from the mac and pc commercials..i'll still hit tho
you should have heard her the other night. no sentence related to one preceding it. it was like she was in etch a sketch and when she moved she forgot everythin
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Practice the "sorry I may have given you herpes" conversation with me before I call him and break the news
He cut part of his finger off. It was a consolation blow job.
Her boyfriend was hitting on other girls while drunk. But, she said she was okay with it because she is a feminist and she supports all women's decisions.
Learned a valuable life lesson last night. It's titled "Tequila: Still A Bad Idea".
Ill give you a 4 hour blow job if you make my nephew go to bed.
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After being his wingman last night, I've decided I will never talk about becoming a lesbian ever again. Picking up chicks is way too hard.
I call BS on that! THAT WAS TOTALLY AN INTERCEPTION. JENNINGS HAD THAT.
PEOPLE ARE FLIPPING FURNITURE HERE. IN THE ROOM ABOVE ME. I HEARD SOMEONE WOOKIE CALL IN ANGER FROM SOMEWHERE IN THIS BUILDING.
I'd be lying if I said I wasn't scared, even a little.
I would say "man cannot subsist on sexting and brownies alone" but I think it's actually possible.
Other than trying to finger me on the couch in the middle of the bar a few times, you were fine.
Yeah just pls explain the dishes and the dildo. I don't want to lose my job over a dick in the cooler.
Hope everything goes ok. If it makes you feel better, I straightened vomit into my hair and killed a bird earlier.
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