he said i was weird because i want to have sex in public places.
i dont think thats weird i think thats fun
i forgot to tell you, he fell asleep outside my house again last night, but im weird
I boned her and wore a Freddy mask once. It was pretty lol
If I pass out leave the food near me so i can wake up to it
we're at Rob's house and just invented the best drinking game ever....we are on Chatroulette and everytime we see a dick we all have to drink.
I'm seriously gonna die surrounded by a million cats and an unbroken hymen
he made a joke about you fucking his daughter...i think youre golden
We have to give a final comment in english, i think i might say "i learned it's a bad idea to make out with people in your classes who have girlfriends."
You were jumping on the trampoline and screaming that you couldn't feel the fire.
Dude just pulled his dick out and started stroking it and making s sound like cocking a shotgun....wtf was in those e pills
I'm having a hard time existing right now. When I figure out how it works ill be over.
wait did i hook up with someone in mcdonalds last night?
literally 50% of my time being 20 has involved my genitals thus far
For the record you're an amazing lay and you have great taste in breakfast sandwiches
the last thing is remember is that strange guy in the leotard...i woke up in my bed, naked, with a half eaten grilled cheese on my nightstand, a six pack in the fridge, a new pack of cigarettes on my pillow and coke in my purse. apparently i bought some drugs, shopped and cooked. typical.
Oh god he’s a clown I fucked a rodeo clown
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