I had a dream last night that we were eating cake at Mercy...hahaha. I'm furious I didn't see you.
So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
I told him I'd give him a BJ if he admited Hanson was good.
Ok just saw a girl open a pillbox, dump it out on her notebook and count out 13 adderall tabs and put them in a baggie and leave. Oh hey college.
normally i'm against accepting campers on facebook but this one saw me giving head to another counselor and didn't say shit about it to my boss so i feel like shes earned the right to look at my sloppy drunk pictures
Just checked my bank account while shitting blood. Neither action felt good when I was done.
This is the last weekend of getting drunk and having sex all nite with the plumber. I'm exhausted all weekend and I'm never going to finish the remodel at this rate
I went online and donated $30 to his walk-a-thon as a "sorry I puked in your bed last night"
I feel a whole lot better than i did this morning at 3 when one of my roommates discovered me slightly aware of my surroundings and naked in the bath tub with the shower on
maby next time we don't finish the whole box wine just because it tastes like shit
Just walked by the neighbors and they are definitely butt naked sitting on a bed, watching Netflix, baked out of their minds, with the blinds open.
Welcome to Bellingham.
After an hour of searching for my pants, we had three people looking. They were finally found in the oven.
We're the worst. Two people without their shit together do not make a functional adult.
She rode me like a jockey on that tiny couch. Then we spooned.
I just want a guy who will spank me, fuck me, then take me to my office xmas party. I'd that too much to ask?
You texted me a picture of some random naked guy. Did you lose your virginity?
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