I haven't had sex in so long I'll probably find some stranger, feel guilty, go w/o sex for several months and do it all over again...always something to look forward to
I bought beer tonight and got 3 coupons with my receipt. Paper towels, laundry detergent, and Advil. I wonder if Stop & Shop predicts the future or just does this with every beer purchase.
debating whether or not to save the package from my first plan b pill. it would be a nice addition to any baby book.
Just slept with my boyfriend's roomie to learn if bf was cheating on me
Good plan. When in doubt, sleep about.
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I just remember her telling me "Hi, my names Kaissa and I'm a lesbian" over and over and over and over again as I was crying.
I can't wait to be a mother. My daughters gonna outdrink every boy in her grade
i'm using salt from the free peanuts to stop the bleeding.
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I need you to use more vowels.
I'm promising sexual favors in return for his responsible life decisions. Now THIS is growing up.
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Also this freshmen guy is talking about his gag reflex and no one is making blowjob jokes. I have no faith in the next generation.
'TWAS BUT A GLORIOUS SIGHT. BITCHES.
Also I'm eating leftovers with a pair of bullet removal forceps (unused) because I don't have a fork.
That hot shower felt like it washed away all of my problems... Except being pregnant... Ps just found out I'm pregnant. Fuck.
I wiped my ass with some girl's sock, I would honestly admit if I hate Caitlin's sandwich.
Every morning should start with 2 orgasms and a shoulder massage
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