just do him I won't tell jon
um i'm guessing you meant to send this to tina, thanks for the support in our relationship you whore
On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?
So i guess my mom went into the kitchen and asked me why i was making mac and cheese at 4 in the morning and apparently i yelled at her to "get the fuck back bitch you don't know my life"
he was sobbing,drinking his beer, all while confessing his love for her. awkward was an understatement...
Question: Would it be wrong to just fuck both of them and decide who to date one performance of their cocks?
Your scrotum should have touched every square inch of that place by now. Start with the water fountain.
You have all been randomly chosen to participate in a new game called: how high was I? If you have any information about this or about where my clothing items went give me a shout. Thanks an good luck.
I would rather burn my vagina off with a damn flame thrower before I would touch anything that has touched her skank ass.
My sugar daddy is a bigger asshole than i am. What's wrong here?
Nah, just ran around, pinned random men to walls, bit their lips of and booked it.
She answered the door wearing a basket, said it was the only clean thing she had.
She's licking the vodka she spilled off the desk
Aaaaand now she's drinking it out of the shot glass like a cat
Having random cyber sex while watching to catch a predator just seems wrong.
DID YOU OR DID YOU NOT, PEE IN MY FUCKING TRASHCAN?!
Gonna do a few lines then clean my room so I can feel like my life is somewhat in order.
Randomize
