I'm sorry, but there's just something about mesh over nipples that irks me.
Its already bleeding so dont be alarmed after you bite it
I wish I could have two rating systems on iTunes. "This one is a 5 star. This one is only a 5 star when I'm baked."
i am already firmly committed to doing irish carbombs w/ 12 different people, and the st pattys day party doesnt start for another 24 hours. i may die
just got carried INTO the bar by 4 people. it's like watching my weekend in reverse.
So excited for tonight I might actually pee my pants BEFORE I get blackout
when i got home i made myself toast with butter & put pasta on it. I know this cause it's all over my bed.
he picked an earring up off the bar floor and tried to give it to girls as a present.
I wiped my blood on their walls screaming "IT'S NOT MY SECURITY DEPOSIT!"
I renamed his cat Jeff last night. Well I spray painted it on him.
Sex in the moonbounce later?
This is why I love you.
I didnt realize until i got your email that what i've been missing in my life is someone to send me dog gifs
No more chicken and waffles served by drag queens at 2 AM. :(
In other news I think my vagina is sunburnt
So, 'head before the store' turned into a fuck fest, & that's how I ended up at the grocery store smelling like a cum farm on Black Friday. How's your weekend?
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