please pick me up with an explanation of why i shacked in a trailer with a guy who doesnt have a car.
I didn't know people actually cried after sex.
Someone in my history class just FB messaged me saying they highly suggest I put my sunglasses on. He is sitting 18 rows in front of me...
just to let you know, its not cheating if i cant feel my hands.
I had to drink heavily last night because I needed to forget that you told me you want to blow my dad.
so i may have indirectly taught my 13 year old campers how to give blowjobs.
Our brains have an emergency blowjob override switch. You saw proof tonight.
Totally just sport flirted the shit out of a girl on a wheelchair. I've done my good deed for the day.
Man, just talk to her friend and help me out. Otherwise we go home alone
I'd rather jerk off with a hand full of bumble bees then talk to her
Realistically anyone can come I don't care it's Boston what do I own boston? No. I just don't want people who are gonna give me "why are you doing that" kinda look when I take birthday shots out of my birthday babe shot glass necklace.
There's a drag queen here that reminds me strongly of you. You should try crossdressing.
He invites me over too FucK and i wind up eating 6 jimboys tacos with his roommates. While he waited in his room. Maybe next time
I'm excited I love mornings when I'm not sober
Hi. I have frying pans taped to my feet. I achave to go the hospital, theyre on pretty tight. Can't feel legs bring me juice
It's confirmed. I have two dates on Saturday, and they are both named Mike.
Randomize
