Holy fuck. She looks like Vin Diesel's stuntman
Appropriately today was the first time I've ever GTL'd. I can't believe I made fun of this,it's rather relaxing.
did she really put a helmet on, try to make a hole in the wall then pass out on the floor ten minutes later? if thats true ill be there in 15
It looks like sephora exploded on his dick, so i assumed I was the second girl that gave him head that night.
they had to hand cuff you because you wouldn't stop trying to unzip the paramedic's pants...this is why i love you
When the sex is so good, you need three fans and have to chug a gallon of water after
On your day off do you wanna get wine drunk and take a few episodes of Jerry Springer way too seriously with me?
It tasted better than Jesus's hair.
Fine I'll cuddle you but only for the purpose of trying to survive
Just for future reference. Do not do zumba while stoned out of your mind.
It was pretty awesome. I drank out of a stein and attempted to dance to dubstep with some older guys in leiderhosen.
beggars cant be choosers....im desperate and he has a dick. he checks all the boxes.
Left my wallet at the store. Wouldn't have noticed if the joint I just rolled wasn't in it.
I mean his penis was perfect in pictures but its even more perfect inside me
"They won't do it. I'm in the middle of darkness. " and "Probably going to die. I've been walking for 50 minutes in one direction" are the last texts I got from Steve
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