I'm playing a drinking game with nyc prep. This will not end well for meeee
Everytime the gay dude pretends he's not gay, drink a cosmo. Everytime the crosseyed girl is crosseyed, kill her
u just dont fucking get it...you try and cum while your cat is staring at you.
you threw up in the bushes next to the ABC store and kept saying "you're home, blueberry vodka, you're home!"
Well he told me I'd never be a wizard, and so I responded with you'll never have a big penis. After that we both just sat there and cried.
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On the brightside though, I found the motivation to clean my shower, it was right underneath my need to masturbate in said shower.
At some point we were all eating banana flavored rolling papers.
I vaguely remember telling a bum she was worth more than this
I woke up with no pants, someone elses shirt, but my new years crown still on. That is dedication.
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hey fuckhead. when i said not to grow shrooms in our apartment, that didn't mean "yea, sure. grow shrooms in our apartment"
She wants to go as a facebook "like" for halloween, but right now her costume looks more like the hamburger helper hand with broken fingers.
Hurry there's four guys dressed up as a bachelorette party, one has a condom veil and the rest are selling candy bouquets and asking if anyone wants to get laid for $5
Look. When I let you cum on my tits don't fuck it all up by going "SKEET SKEET SKEET" it just pisses me off.
Flatmate got laid for the first time in 3 years. I'm baking a cake.
just saw a girl run into an automatic sliding door, back up and try again
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