Just found the video that explains the neighborhood applause. Your landlord is awesome, and the clothes are on the roof
she said she was gay. i said prove it. she said "ok i wont fuck you"
He cut you off when you said Paula Dean was in your soul...He kicked you out when "Paula" started eating random peoples food
he got mad when I told him his flaccid penis looked like a sleeping kitten
if i find out your the one who pierced my belly button im going to fuck your sister again
Next time, showing us his dick should be his entry fee into your house.
I am going to wait until he wakes up to set his couch on fire and then pee it out. That way he knows it was not an accident.
Topenga is going to be back on TV. Finally my fantasy of her being a milf in junior high has come full circle.
God I need to stop before there's a picture of my dick on my mom's phone.
I feel like your personal Bdsm barbie...
My cat licked the coke mirror and now is giving me dirty looks. Bet money she has the drip.
You should feel special! You're also the only person I've ever punched during sex
For the record you're an amazing lay and you have great taste in breakfast sandwiches
YOU WAXED MY CAT YOU SICK FUCK
Never again will I go to my mom's side of the family's parties. After the bride and groom cut the head off the roasted pig together they boarded their RV and rode off into the sunset.
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