what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
He wrote my name on his dick, took a picture and then said "this has your name written all over it!"
i wish i could, but i promised myself i wouldn't sleep with anyone who couldn't grow a beard for a while. it's not you, it's crosby.
my way of studying for our final tomorrow: registering online to retake the class in the fall
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you try finding a go kart track at 4 AM on Thanksgiving
I figure a girl that drinks as much as I do should always have pregnancy tests on hand
If I get to the point of singing Man of Constant Sorrow then please god let me do it, record it, then cut me off.
He woke me up at 3 am, turned me on, then changed his mind. There is no way he is getting out of twilight now.
Omg, those nutella cakes are heavenly, like licking the nipples of a muscular black Jesus.
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Probably TMI here but I just rubbed one out while listening to thunderstruck, almost ripped my dick off.
The cop let us off with a warning because I had more Twitter followers than he did. The future is terrifying.
That tampon felt like a stick in my vagina, I am never making a drunken tampon choice again. Friends don't let friends choose tampons drunk.
8 stitches. Next time I decide to twerk while doing a keg stand, stop me.
I just watched an intern spill two trays of coffee inside a spinning door
Best exit from a building ever
This is a friendly reminder to try not to shit on the toilet seat. If our 4 year old can manage it, I think you can too.
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