she's not even a shacker, she never made it inside. she's just a porch girl
I found out that all you need to write a 12 page paper is adderall and twizzlers
I'm starting therapy this week.. Taylor Swift music isn't cutting it for me anymore
Even Lady Gaga hates Purdue
All I remember is taking a bath, puking in the bath water numerous times while trying to wash myself and I must of eventually given up
Atty had lunch with DA and confirmed I am not the target of the investigation. No word on anything else
I really wanna know when trying to grow up turned into try not to throw up.
5 am booty call.. And I went I need to gain better control of my vagina
How soon is too soon to enter the slutty phase of this breakup?
We legit stopped the the game so that Jamie and I could throw up in the bushes, and then continue to play intramurals... this is what my life is coming to1
Queso dip and pictures of Daniel's penis. It's like the last days of Rome over here.
Who replies to a drunk text at 6am that's like against the rules of being a designated drunk text receiver
I feel bad for her. If you sacrifice and have a chubby husband I feel that you assume he's not going to cheat on you....
I may or may not of seen my high school physics teacher making out with my old high school boyfriend at the bar last night
I need to stop being so honest when I'm drunk. I got proposed to by a stranger again last night. It's not my fault that I would be perfectly ok making sandwiches and giving blow jobs for the rest of my life.
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