if i get an abortion, then will you go out with me?
i'm dressed up like the coppertone baby and being hit on a guy in a monk costume. the irony is not lost on me.
it was a sick party until you insisted on putting on "that's how I beat shaq"
Well the light went out so I was throwing up by candle light. Strange moment in my life.
There's nothing worse than waking up naked on the beach covered in sand and a family walking by.
don't think this is any sort of attachment thing but if I'm going to throw up regularly at your house, I'm going to keep a tooth brush there
I woke up covered in sausage cart mustard and champagne
Life lesson: When you compete in an impromptu "bloody mary chug-off," in the end, no one wins.
he can show you his cooooock\nshining, shimmering, splendiddddd
I'm trying to find candidates for my winter break hook up. I'm going to hold auditions thanksgiving break.
Please tell me there isn't another video of me on the toilet...
is one penis in the hand worth one better nicer penis in the manscaped bush?
i just got hit on on the bus. Yes sir, because its every boys dream to fuck a forty year old with a face tattoo
Yeah, I mean I'll probably fuck him regardless but I'm trying to be a lady about it.
You KNOW it was a good night when you find French fries AND taco remnants in your bra when you get home...
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