He muttered something about having just washed he sheets, then demanded I give him all my quarters.
P.S. theres no milk for breakfast, but theres plenty of beer or red wine. you decide.
just walked out of chelsea's house and saw cameron slapping his dick against her car. cant even make this shit up if i tried.
its like they have never seen someone walk through campus with a plunger
My mom just bought me $200 worth of booze on the condition that I promise I won't have to go to rehab eventually
Just watched my manager erase "we've been 2 days wo an accident" and change it to "0" these ppl are too high.
Slut skills are useful in every country.
He just became a fan of Chelsea Handler on Facebook. WHY DO I ALWAYS PICK THE GAY ONE
Well if it makes you feel any better I threw up at Roadhouse. And then on the way to the train. And then in a water fountain. And then in a plastic bag on the train.
Oh my god. He likes it up the butt. But loves womanly support. Omg. Its bad. Its bad. Ive had too much whiskey for this to be ANYthing except bad.
and then we all passionately sang "what if god was one of us" until everyone passed out in the grass
Well I don't think you can suck his dick while he's making pizza. I think that goes against some health codes.
If I can ever get control of my legs I will be home. Thanks... and again sorry about your bed.
CAPS.LOCK.AND.SPACEBAR.ARE.BROKEN.
Ok you had this coming you put a sponsored filter on a dick pic
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