i can juggle bunnies
cool
on fire
Yeah i mean there's 3 guys fighting over me. It would just be bitchy of me not to get with at least 1.
I'm pretty sure she sent a group text out saying that I was the one to get with her last night and sorry to everyone who didnt make it.
Honestly it was an honor just to be nominated.
i think guys who wear condoms are gentleman.
ok, his religious views on facebook are madonna lyrics. we no longer have to wonder about his sexuality.
so apparently i worked out for over an hour last night. drinking is the only way i will ever get anything done
at one point i was feeding a guy sour cream chips and he made me make the "choo choo" noise as they were going in. \ni feel so much closer to him now.\n
I keep calling his kid the wring name. This is not helping my cause. And by cause mean his dick
I don't even want to think about the kind of person who would shit in the street before 10pm on a Sunday.
I don't believe u have enough text space to describe the dimensions of his penis.
Well you just missed the ten chi o pledges singing la bamba at our doorstep.
He's going to let me keep his bowl in my car. Does that make us Facebook official?
Please God, is a penis possibly making it to vagina town to much to ask for tonight.
You should have. Partying with 60 year olds and batman is so much better than partying with bitches our age.
Your vagina is awesome, like it needs to teach a class for other vaginas
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