Apparently faking a threesome isn't as much fun as you'd think
I really wish you were half the slut you're sister was in college
i need to buy one of the child leashes to wear at mardi gras or else im never making it out alive
I'm just gonna get real fat and join the circus.
Let's be honest. I make up for my well below average sized penis with a great personality and a possibly successful future
What is soo wrong about a house of half-naked people hugging each other and laughing?
The pinata full of drugs?
Not only does DQ have s'mores shakes, sonic has a hot dog in a pretzel bun, and Wendy's has a burger in a pretzel bun. Important things are happening.
He posted a picture from Senor Frogs. I don't remember where that bikini came from and my sombrero is PERPENDICULAR. Safe to say it was one hell of a day
One day soon I'll learn the difference between a good high and way too high. Today is not the day.
Uhh I just had to break up with a guy who I didn't even know I was dating...
Idk maybe I'll talk to him once he gets out of jail just to yell at him and get my strawberry ice cream back.
Why do I have this feeling like this is heading in a slightly threesome-y direction
I never thought I would encounter a situation that was "Too Gay" for me...and yet there I was.
I probably should have told her I was actually the drunkest one there before she let me pierce her ear
I just met his mom for the first time with a hang over. Then we went to watch his 8 year old cousin get baptized. Apparently his family loves me. I should drink more often.
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