Don't forget your talking to the guy who got arrested for throwing beads back at the Mardi Gras floats. You can't deny that's a first, and neither could that cop.
i just added your friend Valery on the FB just to comment on your tits.... thought id give you a heads up
Do you think if I puke at the gym they think is because I'm going hard walking on the treadmill?
I just wanna lay in my bed all bundled up as have someone feed me lettuce
Handicvap rails on the toilet atre soooooo fuckin handy right nmow.
Carson when you get home I want you to go downstairs and go into each bedroom and pick up the underwear and either throw it out or give it back to the people who own them. Look all over the room. Thank, Love Mom
Hah I guess I sent that to like ten people, along with another one of me sitting in a bath tub eating an ice cream sandwich.
I knew it was love when he told me he wants to see me have multiple orgasms in one night
Your english degree would kill itself if it could read that text.
maybe a couloe typos.. noooooooooo big deal
please come back. it's turned into strip rock paper scissors
it wasnt weird until his dog watched upclose as i put a tampon in
Sorry didnt text you yesterday. had to put restraining order on my ex.
she was just meowing in the corner eating frozen chicken nuggets
so you might not believe this but he made a powerpoint. and gave you a 3.5/10.
You and I both know it takes more than prescription narcotics to keep our family down. See you around ten, brother.
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