thx for the lesson on dirrty dancing
I just hope this isn't happening Final Destination style
Travis Barker would totally be Devon Sawa in this scenario
doing washington apple shots with my mom. sunday afternoons suddenly got so much better.
we ate a 40 pack of string cheese and watched an entire washing machine cycle.
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I was scoping hash out of our weed jar with a spoon and I realized we need to buy actual utensils. This plastic shit is killing me I've broke 3 spoons
You know summer is almost over when ur school booty calls start hitting u up as if solidifying their spot in drunken mistakes for next semester
Note to self: last nights makeup does NOT, under ANY circumstances, look good today.
I don't know but someone, somewhere gave someone a hand job and someone else was pissed about it...
I want to throw all of their shoes in the pool so I feel like there is some justice in the world
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I don't know if your celebrity crush has ever asked you for nudes, but it's fucking awesome
He literally lured me in the house with his cat then we ended up fucking on the living room couch while the cat just sat there and watched
Google Maps needs to have a hungover setting. That bitch talks too loud and all I want is breakfast tacos & a bloody fucking mary.
You kept pointing at me and saying I'm getting chicken parmesan and no one is going to stop me
Lmao. K I'll be 100% honest. I was over at your place like 12 hours ago with your roommate. If I hadn't of been there then I'd take you up on your booty call offer. So. If you're not creeped out another time please?
If it's any consolation she turned out to be has a collection of clown dolls she talks to crazy. And the cops knew why I was calling when she key locked the door from inside.
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