Not only do prius' look terrible they are terrible to have sex in
im too high. i could barely wash my hair, let alone handle a whole shower
Horny girl and non horny girl have different views on life
I bruise way too easily for the kind of rough sex I want...
nothing says "we're all in this together" like the herpes she passed around to our entire group of friends
Just realized the fur coat I am wearing to the wedding is the one I had sex with the groom in
i've officially fucked a sailor, a policeman and a biker. I've never noticed my Village People fetish until now...
He said hes taking shrooms and watching jurassic park so we're making a t-rex costume
we need ur ladder
You gave the cab driver your pants as collateral while you ran in the house for money.
I'll be spending 4/20 on a cruise ship, so i need a babysitter to make sure I don't reenact Titanic
I just caught myself watching and Irish step dance documentary in my underwear drinking nyquil through a straw at 2 in the afternoon. today's off to a good start.
If you're staying here tonight, you need to promise me you won't make another bonfire in the lounge room. My girl is still pissed about that.
It only takes one line of cocaine, and you try to shotput a fucking kitchen table
What, That's like a total 7 inches of cock and 6 are from Joe. Don't be mad at me because you had the lamest orgy ever.
jump out the window naked night went bad
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