how do you clear previous safari searches on an iPhone? i asked my brother to google something for me and "big penis" "empire chinese food" and "reverse cowgirl" popped up.
I just signed a document stating that I would dd all summer if they would go pickup food.
The freshman sure do fuck up the whataburger line at 2am
You were making dinosaur noises while jerking me off..
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went thru the pain of a Brazilian and he's passed the fuck out while i eat Doritos and watch tbs. fuck married life i want out
Was it a good night or a bad night when you have to apologize to someone the next day for trying to fuck them with a turtle?
after all you did bang a few mechanics. you must have got some second hand skills by now for building us a go kart.
we left when one of the guys tried to stick himself with an IV that he found
You want to get day drunk this afternoon and watch these guys build a house across the street?
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If you could watch a water balloon run... That's what it's like watching her run.
The first guy I ever sexted is having a baby.. Is this what adulthood feels like?
So none of you told me my tits were popping out of my shirt for three hours?
We told you. Repeatedly. You said you made it look good.
Is it bad that I tried to build an outfit based around "What do people who use condoms look like when they buy condoms?"
Def don't remember taking those pics I sent you...but it looks like I was in a car? Shit. Looks like my Uber passenger rating just went up exponentially.
As a home can we vote to stab Peter?
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