I'm sitting at the gyno watching cnn in the waiting room
Everyone is walking funny when they come out, ugh I'm not looking forward to this
The walk of shame is so much worse when you've spent the night third wheeling.
Question: Is it too early to claim April Fools on the text "can we do some lines before the concert" that I accidentally sent Mom?
Because ur a stupid bitch
Actually, I'm graduating from college on Saturday so that makes me a well educated bitch.
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Brutal- a couple weeks back I had a 28 hr blackout and four day hangover. S'why I decided to haul it in
My google history shows every combination of "red lobster cheesy biscuits" possible.
Next time we smoke don't let me talk. I just said something and it sounded like I was speaking in hashtag.
I'm covered in European cum. How's your day going?
He looked like he was trying to woo a lady version of himself by playing goblin music on his guitar.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Because I was drunk or stoned for 4 days. I either made terrible decisions or none at all.
I mean, with your nipple problem im surprised. #hangacoatonem
Crying into a glass of wine at 10 am isn't exactly how I planned this day to go
I mean I faked it but he could answer my texts
She used a candle as a shot glass.. A FUCKING CANDLE BRO!!
yes that’s a photo of a horny gay donkey
Oh I know. I’ve known many horny gay donkeys in my time.
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