I just had an epiphany. There is NOTHING TO STOP ME from making cake mix and eating it all instead of making a cake. It feels like my entire life has peaked at this moment.
Reading in my econ of energy textbook about the US' largest oil spill from the 1990's.. guess i can't sell this one back either
I think you're asking the wrong person. You don't understand. Like I would fuck the act of fucking itself if I could.
i'm pretty sure the only people calling it "sexting" are ones who don't actually do it
The slutty girl scout law, revised for halloween 10: on my honor i will try, to serve my vagina and my shot glass. To hold back friends hair at all voming moments and to live by the sluttly girl scout law.
Received a verbal warning at work for "riding in a trash receptacle, violating professionalism & infection control."
My last two google searches are "shiny things" and "Ohio consent laws." you should visit more often.
It was fine until he came back to my place, grabbed a beer, HIGH-FIVED me, and left.
Tell him to dress up like Shaggy and kidnap him then bring him to me. We can pretend. Imaagination.
He was literally going down on me and giving me a foot rub AT THE SAME TIME. What more can I ask for?
Her mom is a nurse who got called in to declare someone dead. Just got wing manned by a corpse.
He keeps singing a song about someone called the dayman.
....fighter of the Nightman?
Now that I'm sober I feel the need to tell you that I'm not really a fish whisperer....
Between falling off a shelf on to a concrete floor and sex with you - i may never walk again.
I don’t understand his energy
What? Nice? Lmao
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