My hair reeks of homosexuality.
He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
why is there a handicap sign in the bathtub and an exit sign in the kitchen?
lets deal with that after we figure out where i am
You need to find a way to go down on me and lick my toes at the same time
I'll google it
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It took me four clicks to get to 2009 on his profile. This can't work.
Get over here. It's an emergency. Just realized I haven't hd my mouth on a penis in two weeks. Get over here.
We broke two of his toes while having sex. He laughed said he'd fix it in the morning and kept going. I think I'm in love
I know I'm her Sunday school teacher. I just feel I would be saving others from a lot of headaches by telling her someday she's going to be a stripper
I would literally rather jam a rusty rail road spike into my cock than be here right now. The whore showed up and now I might smash my iPhone into my face repeatedly until I'm no longer consisting of any sort of life.
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Well it involved jumping two nine foot fences. But when you mix alcohol and persistence you can't lose.
My vagina bone hurts from grinding on that dude so hard.
I plan on drinking enough to kill at least 2 frat boys and make an aa meeting weep for joy
The school security guard knows my name.... I think I'm missing some memories...
I haven't been sober in 4 days.
Then be sober
No.
If I was banging all the guys that people think I am, I'd quit buying batteries.
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