can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
I almost took home a boy from the bar last night, till i realized he was not speaking drunk, he was from another country and didnt know english. that could have been an awkward morning.
dollar beers will do that to you.
Just remembered throwing your phone at your face in a half-drunk stupor the other morning when your alarm went off. Thought I should apologize.
Just rolled over and realized my vodka goggles are not as functional as my beer goggles
I JUST REALIZED HOW SOFT YOUR TABLE IS! and I also just started rolling
Your last day of twenties? OK. Then I'll give you til midnight. Then you turn into a pumpkin. A big, 30 year old pumpkin.
i think this is the gayest thing you've ever shown me. and i'm pretty sure you've sent me pictures of a dude sticking his dick in a horse's nose.
We haven't even scratched the surface on the damage we could do. Just saying
So high I started thinking my desktop picture of a cat was too erotic for the workplace.
So your bra was hanging in the Christmas tree last night at some point I think
I think anything that happens between 12 and 2 am is just sketchy enough to be a good idea.
This weekend I was almost blinded by a cumshot to the eye, so happy Labor Day I guess
I told him you're making deviled eggs for the party. Sisters make deviled eggs to get their sisters laid. It's science.
I'm not trying to analyze you I'm just saying you are being unfair to soup
Im 76 percent sure I took a fully clothed shower last night.
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