Pride was great cause we really can now appreciate how far we've come as gay people!
Doll, if you're still fucking strangers behind the WeHo Sonic while high on E then we've come as far as 2003...
just saw a girl throwing up in a taco bell nacho cantainor going 60 down the highway
He came on my face and told me I looked like a gingerbread house.
It's been two days. My balls feel like watermelons.
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No, I know her type. Tall, lanky, uses teeth when giving head, and runs like a giraffe. Don't do it man..
So I just went to 3 different stores because there is no way I can walk out of one store with this many reeses and still have my pride.
Oh my fucking god how fucking embarrassing never again will I mix drugs at a family barbecue
I swear to God, if you have sex in my bed one more time you're gonna start paying rent
Hoping to get a pic of me on the tractor with an erection for you one of these days.
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Waking up early to fuck the hot DILF the day before Father's Day because I'm respectable like that
Let's put it this way, there's not many girls I wouldn't let sit on my face
yes, i'm a douce. but i'm a high quality douche.
My vagina is very pro this idea
i didnt realize that your first thought would be SEXUALIZING BREAD
I just deff did the walk of shame.. His roommate/manager woke us up. A dog scared me on my stumble to the car.
This is why I'm single.
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