Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
proudest moment: just made a guy walk into a parked car with his mouth hanging open cause of the shirt im wearing.
You asked him to stand still, you put your leg on his shoulder, started dry humping the air
It's amazing how much better one feels once you put something in your vagina.
He just got home drunk. He ate 5 snack cakes, said Little Debbie's his bitch, went upstairs and fell asleep.
That's why they call him "the cheesegrater".
searching my car for your cum before I have to give my grandma a ride to the airport. Thanks for this
I refuse to have another spring break doomed by pregnancy.
His hair looked like he was in a bukaki and then got a perm right after
Note to self: don't practice nerdy white girl dance choreography in the company bathrooms no matter how nice the huge mirrors and lighting are.
I can't help the fact that i'm turned on by white boys that look like Jesus
Last night you made me help you pick the raisins out of a kashi bar and acted like it was the most important thing to ever happen to you or our friendship
Remember how we use to say "this will be the year I'll get my shit together!" And like we stopped doing that because we know that isn't happening anytime soon.
Talked a police officer into driving us the 1/2 mile home from the bars because we didn't want to walk. I never knew the back of cop Cars had plastic seats.
I had to remind him last night as he had his arm around me, "We hook up, we don't cuddle!"
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