i think he might wanna be bffs again, but idk cause we're friends again but we haven't been bff since like a year. i don't know what to think...
wow. what a nail bitter. i need popcorn for this. brb
The sex was so not worth the four dollars it cost to drive over the bridge
so i had a hang over on saturday and i stayed in the shower for 4 hours, then crawled out, skimpered to my bed, and some kid i didnt know was sleeping in it
For someone who "only drinks patron" your lack of pickiness with men alarms me
He was sitting at the table eating ice and said, "I'm pretty sure everyone in my family has nipples."
You should know me better than that. I don't whore around. I promise this is a blowjobs only kind of trip.
We're in the kiddy pool eating marshmellows and drinking wine out of a box. Please dress casual.
I had sex with a Dutch boy on a rock last night. Happy graduation! x x
I drew a giraffe.. But she did say that bumped that test up from a 39 to a 40. It's the little things.
LMAO I like how "don't worry I'll bring chasers" is your way of assuring things will be ok
It's only ok to pee out the window in the afternoon when you're drunk.
Does he know you were at a strip club taking shots of tequila right before you babysat his son?
I am passing the whore torch on to you my friend. Do me proud
Mom saw my dick pic over my gf's shoulder. She told her she really should've had me circumcised.
Watching South Park, doing sit-ups and drinking tequila. In other words, my night is going pretty good.
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