dats a huuuuuge bitch!
who is this????
420 ftw
problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
she was left over bi-product, like the hotdog of the human race
you said grace in the diner. 5am, drunk, grace. you thanked the man w the mushroom cut for the wonderful supply of screwdrivers
i walked into the first stall,, but there was no paper, so i'm in the other one. a little kid is in the one without paper now and is making a lot of noise. curious how this'll turn out for him.
My own mom unfriended me on Facebook.
i just got on a party bus. i think i left my belly button at the bar.
I have your dog in a headlock. Se wants my mushrooms.
I bought a dress specifically for face plant durability... this is how serious I am about my drunk status this weekend
He just asked me to pee through my panties while he watched. I might need more tequila for this one.
The stripper just invited me to take shots with him out at his car after he gets off stage.. I mean why not? I've already seen everything he's got and it'll be easy to get him naked.
Day drinking is so dangerous way too many construction workers out there to flirt with
I fail to see the problem of enjoying a glass of wine while I poop...
the point I'm tryimg to make is that you didn't need to take the whole box in with you
He awkwardly handed me plan b on Pickens Street... it was like a sketchy drug deal.
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