Why did you send me a picture of a dick?
It was an accident sry. Not mine tho.
physics? naw man, teacher told us it was casual friday, so i decided to be super casual and not go.
Tip #47, don't trim the bush when you have the shakes!
I developed a drinking game for WoW. Everytime I die, I take a shot.
Please get laid.
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I just discovered how perfect a shot glass is for putting your chicken nugget dipping sauces into. Like I'll probably do this when I'm a mother feeding my children.
He refused my I'm sry gift of ANAL. That's how angry he was.
So help my penis see only you. Give him some attention as well.
We fucked on shrooms. It's like his dick was a beam of light and when I came I turned into a prism and my orgasms were made of rainbows.
Can't find our DD
He's backstage giving the strippers foot massages.They kidnapped him the moment he walked thru the door.
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My gynaecologist hit my g-spot today by accident and for some reason I went "at least someone found it" VERY AWKWARD
Hooking up with him was lovely.. but waking up in his bed the next morning and finding double stuffed oreos... I mean.... I won
I woke up with broken tostitos all over my bed and a snap chat of myself flipping off the camera.
You know it's NBA season when you compare head to 3 pointers.
We just FaceTimed and I put an Oreo in my vagina for him. Now he has to fly across the globe for me.
I just found vampire teeth and a moustache in my purse. do you know why?
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