just took a sink shower in Arbys bathroom
my little brother got his license today.. too early to ask him to DD?
I've decided that my new worst fear is that I'll end up on "I Didn't Know I was Pregnant"
it was frightening. in my opinion the only thing that should resemble a vagina is a vagina.
dude, it should not be this hard to find a bottomless mimosa on a friday morning
he said he wants to do me james and the giant peach style. im afraid of what that means. but moderately excited. wish me luck.
I think I should advise against you hooking up with a guy that throws "the shocker" up in all of his pictures on facebook. Just sayin.
At 4 am, making my walk of shame, the hotel security followed me to my car with his flashlight shined directly on me. I felt like either a criminal or like I was about to get raped. Can't a girl sneak out of a hotel room without an actual spotlight on her?!?!?!
Something about getting whistled at in my work clothes while crossing the street with three Nuvarings in my back pocket feels wrong.
They want yo temporarily sterile ass.
FYI, grandma is already drunk and using a bed sheet as a table cloth.
I'm laying in bed listening to Purple Rain on repeat. If you wanna bone, come up, but if not, at least Prince understands me.
If his smile makes you freak out and drop things imagine what his penis could do
I was really hoping my 420 would involve a lot more weed and a lot less buttholes
The shrooms were awesome. Everyone's bones in their face looked so beautiful! Everyone had great face structures.
Do you think Ashley had her twin sister tag in for our date? The sex was different and I think a mole was missing
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