so we'll all just be running around naked, basically. and high.
i do not condone bathtub ky wrestling
the amount of blow i got, New years should last a week.
guy at the corner shop gets out a bottle of tequilla and a pack of malboro light whenever he sees me through the door. makes me feel loved and cared for
I think im drinking tonight later on...which is good cuz i walked pass the liquor aisle the other day and i swear i heard a kid call me a pussy
i'm drinking margaritas from a pouch...really dont think i'm in the position to judge anyone...
I have Retrograde Ejaculation as a side effect from one of my meds. Is this a respectable form of birth control?
He just showed me a video of his erect penis moving to the beet of the music when he was high, I think I'm in love.
It smells like someone died in our apartment and ya'll used some random orifice of his body to smoke weed out of. Side note, how did we get a guitar?
I don't understand why you're so excited, it's my vagina not yours.
I need you to ship me a penis cookie care package.
Fuck you know you drunk when you start signing the Masson impossjvke song to entourage yourself to pee
literally took my pants off in the middle of bourbon last night without taking off my heels im a super human i guess
The frequency with which I change my vibrator batteries is getting a little ridiculous....
Did I tell you I drunk fucked my one roommate last week
Uh no
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