Um, I don't know who U MEANT to send that to, but yes I WAS going to fuck you. Instead you can go play Halo with ur friends.
That's what happens when you let Keystone Light make your decisions.
holy crap !! There is a MIDGET FAMILY in one of my rooms today !
How much trouble would you get into if you were to stomp down the hallway while loudly saying 'Fe Fi Fo Fum...'
Actually considered writing down one of the numbers on the bathroom stall. That's how much I miss vagina.
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Being the adderall dealer on campus, I feel responsible for everyone graduating.
sorry
why?
oh you didn't look in the living room yet, did you?
Hey my results were negative. Your chlamydia train stops here. Happy hunting!
How bad would it be if I asked him for my "ho ho ho" thong back? They're my fav christmas pair!
I just sent a bad sext to my sister. There's not even a way to damage control this, is there?
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After my lunch today, I've got $10 till Sunday night. I am losing at life.
I thought 5 times was beyond my capabilities but her tongue was like a penis defibrillator. Clear!
Please note that in response to your post about your dog's jaws clamped hard around a stick, I did not comment, "Takes after his dad." You're welcome.
I was christened with Fireball shots by some guy at the bar. I'm practically Jesus now.
You need to stop showing people the things i drunk-text to you... i have a reputation to uphold here
God damn. You sleep with one 40 year old married dude and suddenly you have “daddy issues”. Fuck all of you.
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