Do you ever creep on the girls you have banged and wondered how their walk of shame went?
how drunk are you?
What does that even mean anymore?
i had to take my roommates dildo out of her suitcase so I could use it
the suitcase or the dildo?
You have to wear the princess leia gold bikini every Sunday
Dude you made a rodeo shot in beer pong won the game then got in the hot tub poured beer all over the side and screamed "hot tub time machine!"...
This hangover makes more sense now
Just cause I'm shitfaced wasted every night waking up in random beds all over Manhattan does not mean I'm a mess.
Truth. Respect the hustle.
Is it too early to start pregaming for St. Patty's?
Peeing out the car window on the way home was a nice touch. In December, in Michigan, at 3am. Never seen a girl do that before. Neither had the guy in the minivan next to us.
You're right, I'd say my real all time low was when I let that fifteen-year-old feel my boob.
All I want is some guy to eat me out while I work on grad school things then go on his way
She is getting high and watching the Hobbit. I want her life.
So she is basically watching her own life story: short people traveling to strange places.
JB just got pulled over and I am in the trunk...... this isnt good
I love you. You know I enjoy the constant sex noises
Sexual side note: sushi and cum do not mix well. That is all.
It's done, I'm done, goodbye veneer of class and dignity it was nice knowing you
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