I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
I think I just saw the travelocity gnome in leather chaps.
Is it weird if i grunt like Tim Taylor when im having sex AND grilling steaks??
Try and take me seriously and don't look directly at my hair or the jizz on my pants.
Just found weed in my belly button. Happy Saturday!
We were suposed to have a 3some in their bathroom but it just turned into us 2 making out while he watched like a little kid on christmas morning
Well Apparently I went to piss out my window last night, woulda been ok if I opened the window or the blinds.
There was this blissful moment of peace and quiet... then you ran past our window with a lit firecracker in hand going, "SHIT. SHIT. SHIT!"
I know but at least you've never been asked to have sex dressed up like Catwoman
If sending nudes to tinder boy is considered functional then yes.
He came and farted at the same time. My life is over.
I offer naked tickle fights and orgasms and you call it trouble. I call that Christmas.
Your dad was just slow dancing with the priest and holding a beer. Classic
that is very illegal...i love you.
Tinder has really served to stimulate the number of sex related demons summonings.
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