Alli causes anal leakage. You can find someone to like you if you are fat but no one will like you if you poop yourself.
I'm such a slut...i kept having sex with him after he called me his ex gf's name. I just felt like i deserved something out of it too.
omfg. get on facebook. the science olympiad team had a rave.
his mom and i are swapping prescript pills..totally mother in law material.
Is it physically possible to shit out my own bone marrow? Because if not, then I need to see a doctor immediately.
for future reference: playing drunken strip-twister is a euphemism for a threesome. just thought you should know.
We just had a sexually tense moment where we both chose the trough the pee. I love gay clubs.
Bonus points if someone shits their pants. Only 1/2 bonus points if it's you
Bonus points are bonus points regardless
At what point in life does one make the conscious decision to incorporate capes into everyday life? Like, as a fashion statement?
I'm not sure how to answer that. Is it a general question or one you're wondering about for yourself? Because I don't think you're there yet.
she broke up with me the week she got divorced. maybe I should grab a beer with her ex
It felt as if we were fucking on a sea of baby feet and morgan freemans face hair
It's like God tapped him on the shoulder and said "You are now capable of giving world shattering, tear jerking head."
Do you rver get that feeling like their are poprocks filling ur boday?
oh btw ur so lucky i got stoned and passed out or we sooo would have bedazzled your dick while you slept. just sayin.
Is it weird that I'm smoking a cig on my back patio in a sports bra and underwear?
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