I want to take you away to a place of dolphin rides and hot stone massages.
I totally thought the tree was playing the guitar
Nights of college: 1. Virgins: 1. Yes.
You took a bag of frozen peas to bed wiith you "to help with the inflamation".
Not enough clothes on. Not enough vagina. Not enough drugs in my body.
at the hospital. the stripper fell on his face when she was trying to grab the dollar bill out of his mouth with her ass. broken nose for sure.
Here you are just trying to masturbate and I'm talking to you like your an initiate for some secret society.
So one possible side effect of women taking Viagra is that my tongue feels swollen. You having any?
And now you know why we call him Three-Balls Brad
Girl you know I'm an advocate of debauchery but you might wanna check yoself.
If you send me one more .gif of that fumble, I will make the 10 hour drive just to set you on fire.
Made it to my hair appointment on time, and got some dick. Today is already a great day
It's time you knew: I have been dating your probation officer for 7 months. Pretty certain he's THE ONE. So, thanks for being a criminal.
Dude, I just feel great. I love life so much and I love you. Love. Love. So much love.
Just come here quick. I'm home in 3min. It will take you literally less than 5 to walk. Then 2 to undress, 16 to fuck, 2 to dress again and 5 to walk back..!!
exactly 16 eh??
Randomize
