Yeah, we realized keeping you in a cage wasn't beneficial to us
she's not even a shacker, she never made it inside. she's just a porch girl
Goodbye hot boy in my geo class...goodbye my lover, goodbye my friend. you have been the one, you have been the reason I came to claassss
Do you ever just KNOW it's gonna be a good day? I mean, like in a "just found a Vicodin in the bottom of your purse" kinda way?
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I mean, keeping the tube socks on AND taking cell phone pictures that he didn't ask for during sex? that's two strikes kiddo.
his profile picture is a blurry one of him holding a beer. i recognized him instantly.
Jared is "trying to bite a strangers hat off" drunk. Oh, and that stranger is a girl at a table of 5 guys, one girl.
I have a gyno appt today. I hate it when the Army gets involved with my vagina.
We don't watch enough power rangers
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Just got blown whilst wearing a glow in the dark superman t shirt. Your night will never be as good as mine.
We should have a mid-burrito sex-break, too. Just so we don't get too full all at once
Good point.
I know it's 10:30am but Finding Dory starts in an hour, and I have four points of molly. You down?
I just realized, you're dating a guy named Jameson. That is another level of whiskey dick.
I want you to remember that you started masturbating in front of a car full of people. That drunk.
Best news I’ve heard all day. Cookies and dick. What more could a girl ask for?
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