somehow you got everyone naked by playing strip rock paper scissors.
It says i should accept HIV aids as my friend on facebook.We have 12 friends in common. I need new friends.
I'm at McDonalds and when I walked up to the register the guy said "I'm so sorry." Before I said a word. That's how bad my hangover is.
It took my four years to get this degree, and 4 hours to lose it, My parents are not impressed.
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I know for sure he's a bro because he closed the door so my gf didn't see me hooking up with her cousin.
Just orgasmed in traffic. Starting to have feelings for my commute.
1. Are there men involved 2. Is there food involved 3. Do I have to put pants on 4. Do I have to leave this bed
She's currently upstairs fucking her boyfriend while I am downstairs making them a sex playlist watching her boyfriend's Weiner dog and large Boxer try and mount each other. Marvin Gaye is playing. This is the ultimate third wheel fail.
and it seems i've caught your masturbating bug. thanks.
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Some chick asked if she could eat me because I'm dressed as a taco. I introduced her to RJ. Best Wingman.
Hold on. At Sephora trying to decide what despair smells like.
I'm cleaning my apartment while naked. Anyone who says that's not why they want to live on their own is lying.
But lunch with my dad really just means an hour and a half of him telling me how he's disappointed and how he knows I'm on drugs
She said she was sober from drugs for a week. All I heard was Kenny Loggins singing Danger Zone.
I got so pissed i stormed off and threw his burrito on his windshield
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