I'm towing my little brother down the road on a sixty year old tractor, we're taking up the whole highway, and no one cares. I love South Dakota.
wrong asian. never thought that would happen.
STOP SENDING ME DANCING JESUS FORWARDS.
He just bought a 100-pack of condoms of Amazon. My vagina is already tired.
I just took the soap out of the bathroom and hid it... this way I could see if she would say anything. you know, to see how clean she was
I want to apologize 3 days in advance for what's about to take place on St. Patrick's day.
dont get mad but guess who just got banned for life from dodger stadium
You need to let him know my only agenda is coke and sadness.
The spray paint was a bad idea, 'insert penis here' isn't coming off
I mean, two foreign guys have drunkenly confessed their love for her, so she's clearly doing something right.
Good news. That bum you thought that died is alive.
Idk dude but he said something bout his "dick was gonna be so tan" then he jus jumped out of the car
IF I CANT STRIP TO SANTA BABY THEN WHY EVEN HAVE CHRISTMAS.
I thought my holiday spirit was gone this year until I got banged to Christmas music. It's back.
I just got dumped by my fuck buddy. Now I have to have sex with my husband.
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