You don't give head? I'm offended and I don't even have a cock...
We got a party bus for the nite. I found out the hard way why stripper poles are meant for girls.
Your place is a magnet for either righteous parties or crippling alcohol dependency. Lets find out which together
No we just stood in the kitchen and laughed for 2 hours about how funny the popcorn noise was.
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It's not a good hook up if during you're thinking "how will this damage me psychologically"
After he finished he proceeded to check my boobs for breast cancer.
I'm just a little drunk right now and I have to work at 3
Omg sara
I ran out of milk and it's hot and I was thirsty
My main goal for tomorrow night is to make it back into my own bed
WHY ARE THERE NO BLACK EMOJIS? I CAN NEVER PROPERLY IDENTIFY MYSELF.
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if you fuck our toilet off the wall again, i'm going to be so mad.
You're wrong. It's my BIRTHDAY. We all know it's impossible to get pregnant on my diva day!
dude, where are you? this beer run has taken so long i read war and peace, took a nap, and shaved 3 times.
Sorry about the nipples in that snapchat. It was meant for the Australian.
My favorite part was when you kept telling everyone you were being "green" by drinking straight out of the bottle so u weren't wasting a cup.
The ass gains better be worth it
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