Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
he told me i looked like an animal then proceeded to kiss me
I feel like I just won at life, no connection sex and free 12 pack of beer after. Does life give out trophies, if so I want a big one.
Yeah he is here but I can't let him know I am until he has like 30 min worth of drinks. so when he see me he isn't like "omg ew,NO!"
I have so much to learn from you, wise slut
winter break is gonna be like a weird mixture of rehab fat camp and holiday cheer.
On a list of weird places to get a bj, how weird is in the basement of a pharmacy
She put her phone in her underwear and it somehow managed to work it's way into her vagina. she has a BLACKBERRY.
Just had perfomance review. I was told the best example of my integrity was when I told my boss I was going to fail the random drug test due to my weekend coke binge. She said that took a lot of character.
Why do I have peacock feathers super glued to my body?
So how was your new years? Did u ride a horse at 3am in zero degree weather? Because I sure did
still not dressed at 5:00, jacking off watching men's figure skating and hoping my weird roommate doesn't walk in. anybody who says idk how to have fun is wrong
I just googled "creative ways to tell someone you'll give them a blow job". I'm losing my touch.
I'm not sure. But he has a pet sugar glider. So, points either way
As long as that's not his name for his dick.
I will be wearing a suit out more cuz it has been decided i rage harder with a power tie
The bad thing is that I bled through my bandages last night and keep finding blood around the house. It's almost like a scavenger hunt for solber me. I get to find out where drunk me went.
Randomize
