i just pooped in tubberware. not a proud day
just used a paint mixing cup as a shot glass. thank u art school.
If you're going to watch porn, can you atleast be considerate and watch it on my old laptop and not the new one?
I smelled my fingers after she left and they smelt like sugar cookies. I want that one again.
so its official, girls can see a boner through my snuggie.
I just dont understand why you didnt cut me off when I took the funnel into the bathroom and started peeing and funneling at the same time
She had a baby and now works at Hooters. She is the poster child for peaking in high school.
So I'm at that stage in my life where I am stalking my stalker just to get laid
My mouth taste like pussy and my dad noticed. Hahahaha
I will refer to it as the penis of glory... he fucked me for 3 and a half hours - and all he needed was a 5 minute power nap in the middle (which he took WHILE INSIDE ME). I plan on staying with him forever
K, im gonna wait to get my dick pierced so we can do it as a family function.
I mean obviously I like your dick... Jury is still out on you but your dick is good
Oh good, bag of butt plugs is in my predictive text now
Typing the whole thing out was getting to be such a chore
336: Dude I lost my.phone Wednesday night at a party and just found it, three days later, on the lacrosse field....what the actual fuck.
Don't mind me, I'm just walking 2 miles across campus with no jacket, covered in highlighter, and carrying a hair extension. Gotta love miami!
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