He ignores my calls like im some kind of stalker chick
Ive only called 5 times
Ok so the guy below me is either having sex very loudly or is very lonely
im sitting in my room wearing my power rangers shirt watching a movie about a magical dragon. Ive totally forgotten what having a sex life is like.
I learned his name tonight. This now makes him a real person. Obviously, I no longer want to sleep with him.
He said finals are more important than getting stoned on 4/20. I'm proud in a disappointing kinda way
Just made a makeshift menthol by rolling a listerine strip into a regular cigarette... Poor? Who, me?
Next thing I know we're all standing in the kitchen holding hands and thanking God for the beer.
no, forget the keg and come see this. prego pants here is dunking chicken nuggets into pudding and crying over a cat show on animal planet.
I'm naked in the window of the hotel and I feel like I'm walking in slow motion like a robot
I'm trying to decide whether it's worth it to masturbate in this gas station bathroom
They wont sell alcohol here on election day! HOW THE FUCK DO THEY EXPECT ME TO ENJOY THE ELECTION SOBER?
He kept telling me Te Amo last night. Over and over. And that he was scared. Drunkenly. In Spanish.
Sometimes I just want to kiss you without you pulling ur cock out and waving it at me
I figured if he was OK cheating on his gf with a guy, he'd be OK with me posting his number to m4m Craigslist Ads
I really need to get a comfy set of masturbating shoes
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