dude, wtf is with her now? she has stuff up about how i am kicking her while she's down
wtf? who are you bitching about me to now?
Im in Brooklyn, he wasnt 23 or a musician pick me up
I should have been more specific when I asked for 8 inches.
im goin to the NYE party with a tuxedo painted on my body. i know a girl who does it. wanna join?
i dont know everytime i see her teeth i get erectile disfunction
i'll prob lay in bed. its weird not having to track my wallet down, its become such a weekly habit. i suddenly have so much free time
Drunk. The frashmen love me. Give them. Toilrt paper. And shiots
So if you ever need to know a guy who knows a guy who knows a guy that can put a 24oz beer can up his ass... Hit me up...
I want what they have, but in the meantime I have a whole bottle of rum to which I'm quite devoted
We pretended the crowd cheering the Thunder's win was cheering for us while we had sex on the couch.
That's the 3rd time I've gone home with her and she passed out on me. I poured 6 boxes of cereal on her and left
actually there are like 49038098 people in the bathroom for no reason. Singing My Heart Will Go On and pseudo fighting.
He literally said I should watch game of thrones while I was blowing him like is this the conversation you want to be having right now
I know he’s a bad decision but he's casual, his penis is amazing and his technique is on point.
I love you, but seriously, that was way too long a thesis on an Arby’s curly fry being wrapped around schlong!
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