tfor prom could you pick me up wo bottles of champagne and a condom, please?
Please don't tell anyone I peed on your wall.
Getting high on the stoop of a brownstone in the middle oh harlem. Doesn't get much more hey arnold than this.
we were so high we made up an elaborate backstory because we were paranoid about going into the wig shop w/o being serious wig shoppers
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possible father of this baby just finished his test first in a lecture of 200 people. other possible father finished about 100th.
I'm rooting for #1.
i fucked her mom dude
there's something to tell the kids
FUUUUUCK she froze all my quaters inside the ice cubes again
I got concerned once i realized you weren't there to hear us having sex. See I do worry about you.
Dude. It's not even nine. I don't know yet.
Drink number four. Don't even tell me about its not even nine
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Well, I can mark "throwing up in a daycare bathroom due to a hangover" off my bucket list.
The best thing about this time of year is that all I have to do is add a random mardi gras decoration to my cart full of alcohol and boom, no more judging
I was actually kind of excited. I mean, how many people can say they've been question by the CIA?
Woke up next to a slice if pizza. From what i can tell I tried to plug it into my phone charger. No more blackout wednesdays for this girl.
Does sending her to the conference instead of a competent employee and putting her in a suite make up for banging her husband behind her back?
No, but she’ll have a nice memory when she gets dumped and fired on the same day.
He fucked me while I was smoking his blunt. His apartment was trashed and he drives a van that looks like it’s been hit by a train but still 10/10 would fuck again.
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