Played the LOTR drinking game last night. Ended up in boxers running thru the lot at ross's place screaming "for frodo"
well we are all hammered and my parents are reminiscing about all the times they drove us home drunk from Christmas
Woke up this morning 8 levels higher in Call of Duty then when I started drinking... told you I was better when I was drunk.
The Masters... another excuse to excessivly start drinking by 1
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i lost his rear view mirror, your phone charger, and my lesbian virginity. 21 isn't shaping up too well so far.
everyone at work keeps looking at me like they know I got the herp this weekend
Your christmas gifts are already wrapped, how on top of my shit am I?
I'm hungover as fuck and had to break into my own house by throwing a cinder block through my back door at 4am. You're more on top of your shit than me.
That does it. We're drinking til we're pirates.
I don't remember much from my 21st, but my mom said I insisted on the fat guy taking body shots off me
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As I was about to fuck him, he requested a moment of silence for Leonard Nimoy.
At this point in job hunting, I'm willing to become a leather daddy if it means some sort of income.
I am passing the whore torch on to you my friend. Do me proud
Good morning! Or after noon. Sorry for falling asleep in you
They both showed up at the same time... to surprise me. One had flowers and the other had chocolates. Needless to say, I will be at the bar all weekend long trying to figure out how this happens.
His pet bird was perched ON HIS DICK.
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