She has 2500 facebook friends. I probably should have used a condom.
Haha o man how much you've grown. From beer bonging wine and wearing cargo shorts to well, beer bonging beer and wearing cargo shorts
This escort grabbed my boyfriends ass and it became clear, he fucked pretty much anything he could find prior to dating me.
I've decided to be proactive and make a sex playlist on my phone to avoid any awkward moments in my upcoming slutty summer
Congratulations!! You are the WINNER of a brand new BLOWJOB!! You can collect your prize between the hours of 12pm and 1pm today, anywhere you'd like!!! :)
Wrote my name backwards on the test and asked for extra credit points. Late start booze days are my new favorite thing.
I am almost positive I asked to milk her when I was saying my goodbyes.
I heard you were drinking whiskey straight from the bottle last night.
Actually I was drinking whiskey straight from 3 bottles, but that is neither here nor there.
We had sex on the beach. I was completely naked except for my sneakers. That's when you know
It's 10:15 on a Wednesday night and my dick is covered in pop rocks. How's your Wednesday going?
Our sex is like an episode of "The Simpsons." Picture Homer choking Bart, and that's pretty much what we're into.
They were out of watermelon smirnoff, so we got you a fifth of 5 o'clock and an actual watermelon.
I'm laying backwards. On the stairs. Eating carrots. And drinking from a captain Morgan bottle.
I know you want to take a pregnancy test, but could you wait until Sunday so it doesn't ruin our weekend
On a scale of having tea with Ghandi to the apocalypse how bad of an idea is it to drink with a 100 degree fever?
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