How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
There need to be more gay people on my afternoon soaps.
Just saw a maroon grand am stop on my street, the driver opened the door, vomited, and then drove away like nothing happened. Been there, done that.
any advancement on the stomach flu vs. pregnancy scare of '10?
pre-gaming in the library. just gonna keep going until i'm too drunk to keep working and then i'll be there.
That bitch ruined vodka saturday
I just brushed my teeth. In the car. With watered down Sprite. From Saturday. Multi-tasking at its finest.
She is the absolute last thing I would want to screw. Honestly. Fellating a porcupine. Higher on the list.
The last thing I remember was wearing a sombrero and trying to do cartwheels in the club
You did one successfully. Then smashed into the wall
Today is the day I die from a hangover. I love you, mom. Farewell.
you got into a really intense arguement about protecting bees. it was wierdly arousing.
I'm sorry about the spring break comment. I won't make anymore pornos, I promise.
We left him in some bushes a few blocks down toward campus. Did he find his way home?
i think i passed out for a few seconds while we were having sex but he didnt notice...
Idk but when you think about it the last time I did bottomless mimosas I ended up getting my nipples pierced so it might be fair
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