Brogan sounds similar to Bridget...sorta.
Every girl's name is automatically translated to "Baby/Milk Carrier" in my brai
you made cement angels. it was a great sight.
im watching shaqs comedy special. this is how i know im not sober.
then you asked me to turn your jeans into "jorts" just long enough to cover your ballsack
I'll tell you what, we couldn't have asked for better binge-drinking weather.
If we were to wake in ur bed together, what are the 3 words you would say to me?
Get out now.
he brought me knee pads...is that sweet or weird?
She said we could only have sex if she got to keep her fake moustache on during
I may or may not have traded your body to the rodeo's owner for free beer.
I told him not to mix beer with his Dr. Pepper...his reply was "i'm a grown ass man i'll do what i want". Judging by the sounds coming out of the bathroom he regrets not listening to me.
Just stuck all that extra cocaine money we made in a savings account...like a responsible adult..
I woke up in my tom cruise outfit with my house key tied to my thong....
PUT DOWN THE JOINT AND STEP AWAY FROM THE TRUSTAFARIAN
Good, I don't think Coke dipped ring pops hold up in the mail anyway.
It took him 15 minutes to put the condom on.
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